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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 24thMost Corrupt Governments: 31st
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You Must Comply
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Seven by Nine

Population42.577 billion

CapitalBright Defile
LeaderImperious Leader
Faiththe cult of forty two

Currencyimperial credit
Animaltribble

The Dominion of Seven by Nine is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Imperious Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 42.577 billion drones are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Defile. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Seven by Ninean economy, worth an astonishing 26,989 trillion imperial credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 633,903 imperial credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,942,357 per year while the poor average 160,140, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

The government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Seven by Nine's national animal is the tribble, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the cult of forty two.

Seven by Nine is ranked 102nd in the world and 1st in Beyond the Wub for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 184,975.4 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 24thMost Corrupt Governments: 31stHighest Disposable Incomes: 52ndLargest Insurance Industry: 57thLowest Crime Rates: 64thHighest Economic Output: 77thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 102ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 107thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 138thMost Avoided: 141stMost Stationary: 159thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 180thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 191stLargest Agricultural Sector: 238thHighest Average Incomes: 265thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 324thMost Patriotic: 411thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 588thMost Devout: 770thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 776thMost Conservative: 902ndLargest Governments: 928thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 977thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,042ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,193rdLargest Black Market: 1,323rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,403rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,466thLargest Populations: 1,483rdFattest Citizens: 1,625thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,661stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,137thTop
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Most Influential: 4,304thMost Authoritarian: 4,775thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,445thRudest Citizens: 7,567thMost Efficient Economies: 10,551stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,776thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,507thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,717thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 27,842ndMost Extreme: 29,363rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Seven by Nine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, teenage boys are raving about how the latest AI assistant sounds exactly like a sexy movie star.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, Seven by Nine Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Following new legislation in Seven by Nine, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.

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